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I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.
He stops and looks both ways?!?
You wanna know what makes this better?
Crows normally walk. This one seems to have both legs working, so he’s not hopping out of necessity, he’s doing it for fun. You’ll see corvids playing like this sometimes, doing things for no evident reason other than because they enjoy it.
Dust on his way to get scratches from his fave human.
Y/n: Strife, are you drunk?
Strife [drunk] Nope.
Y/n: Say the alphabet, starting with the letter ’M.’
Strife:
Strife: Malphabet.
Y/n: Get out of my room.